STUPID QUIZ IS STUPID. Also I can't find my retarded iPod.posted Jun 7th 2008, 12:17AM
What color is your toothbrush?
A MAGICAL COLOR.
I forget. |:
Name one person that made you smile today?
Judy. I was saying that the sex last night was alright. Then she called me a lowlife. I laughed. The end.
What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
LOOKING FOR MY RETARDED iPOD THAT MAGICALLY WENT MISSING.
What is your favorite candy bar?
Do Recess Peanut butter Cups count? They should. I don't care if they're not bars. D:<
Have you ever been to a strip club?
I WISH.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHT. Oh, it's on my desk."
What is the best ice cream flavor?
Your face. I mean vagina. I mean penis. I mean chocolate. I mean chocolate chip cookie dough.
What was the last thing you had to drink?
COKE. I'M A DRUG FIEND.
What was the last thing you ate?
Cheerios. D:<
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
I bought...
NOTHING!
When was the last time you ran?
UH...
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message to on myspace?
NO ONE. MYSPACE IS FOR OLD FAT MEN WHO TOUCH THEM SELF AT NIGHT.
Do you take vitamins daily?
Nope.
Do you go to church every Sunday?
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH SINCE I WAS TWO.
That's a no.
Do you have a tan?
I have a burn. Does that count?
Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
I like pizza better. D:<
Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No.
What did your last text message say?
From Judy. Cursing me out in Chinese. I can't read it. I just know it's bad. |:<
Are you someone's best friend?
NO. I'M NO ONE'S BEST FRIEND. I AM THE NIGHT.
Yes, I am.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to a party. D:<
Where is your dad?
The bathroom. |:<
Look to your left, what do you see?
My desk, cat food, DVDs, an empty Coke can, MORE SHIT.
What color is your watch?
I have no watch! D:<
What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Taylor's a bitch for going this summer. D:
Do you use chapstick?
No.
What is your birthstone?
UHM... I really don't know.
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
I DON'T EAT FAST FOOD.
Do you have a dog?
Yes, a Lhasa Apso. I BET NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
Last guy you talked on the phone with?.
Dad, that skank.
Last girl you talked on the phone with?
Ilana, that skank.
Have you met anyone famous?
I-I MET JUSTIN PIERRE WHEN I WAS FANGIRLING AND ASKING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
I bet none of you know who that is. D:
Any plans today?
Continue the never ending search for my iPod.
Ever go to college?
I'M TAKING AP CLASSES AT A UNIVERSITY NEXT YEAR. I'M SO EXCITED.
Shut up, I'm not a nerd. D:<
Do you dye your hair?
MY HAIR'S TOO COOL TO BE DYED.
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
THAT RETARDED LOST iPOD.
Last song listened to?
Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)- Cobra Starship
DO YOU KNOW HOW RETARDLY LONG THAT TITLE IS?
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No. ):<
Do you have a maid service clean your house?
DOES MY DAD COUNT?!
loldiss.
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
MY CONVERSE. WITH BACON AND EGGS ON THEM.
Are you jealous of anyone?
Someone who DIDN'T lose their iPod in their own house. ;o;
Is any one jealous of you?
Yes. |:
Do any of your friends have children?
LOLNO.
What do you usually do during the day?
Draw/doodle, chat, insult Cody, yada yada.
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
JOSH. THAT PUNK ASS BITCH.
Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I USE YOUR FACE DAILY.
Do you like cats?
Yes. ):<
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THAT WAS A STUPID LAST QUESTION.
--- Resolutions (NO PARTICULAR ORDER WHAT SO EVER)
1) GET TALLER THAN CODY (I just need ONE inch for this one)
2) GET TALLER THAN MY DAD
3) Start practicing drawing backgrounds more often. |:<
4) GET A MUL-- I mean learn how to sew. D:<
5) Get a job
6) Get working papers so I can get a job 7) Eat wasabi (lol that's hot!)
8) GOOD GRADES. :thumbsup:
9) Walk to school on foot, even if there's no school that day.
10) Stay taller than Ilana
11) Learn how to draw super rad poses with radness and such
12) Mooch off Ilana
13) Talk to that girl who only speaks Portuguese who just came to the school, and have it so she can understand me and not just stare at me like I'm speaking some funny language, which I am.
14) Get kicked out of a mall 10 times
15) Get results when I ask my gay cousins if they're on top or bottom instead of stares
MY NAME IS EMMA!
Gay cats are the kinkiest things alive.
Uhm...
I'm asexual.
No, that does not mean I reproduce with myself, it means I have no sex drive what so ever.
Yet, I'm a mega pervert, I'm still trying to work that out.
I think it'd pretty cool if I could reproduce without sex, then I'd be all "PEW PEW"!
Okay, so I've been drawing for years, and I still suck!
But I'm better than I was when I was five. >
NOW GO LOOK AT MY SHIT!
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